nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit